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Monkey puns in 2025

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
– A baboooom!

What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
– A blab-boon.

What do you feed a 600-pound orangutan?
– Anything it wants!

Why don’t monkeys play cards on the savannah?
– Too many cheetahs around!

Where do monkeys go for a drink?
– The monkey bars!

What kind of key opens a banana?
– A mon-key!

Where do chimps hear all their gossip?
– The ape vine.

What do monkeys do for laughs?
– They tell jokes about people.

What kind of monkey sounds like a sheep?
– A baaa-boon.

What should you bring to a party in the jungle?
– Chimps and dip!

How did the monkey escape from the zoo?
– With a monkey wrench.

What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
– A chipmunk.

What did the baboon win at the beauty contest?
– She won beast of show.

Where do baby monkeys sleep?
– In ape-ri-cots.

Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs around.

What do you call a flying monkey?
– A hot air baboon.

What’s white and swings through the trees?
– A meranguetan!

Why did the monkey put a net over its head?
– It wanted to catch its breath.

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