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Monkey puns in 2025

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
– Anything you want, he can’t hear you.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
– A baboooom!

Why did the monkey take its banana to the doctors?
– It wasn’t peeling good.

What’s kind of monkey will liven up a party?
– A funk-key.

Where do apes go to relax after a long week?
– The monkey bars.

What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
– A chimpion.

What are monkey’s favorite biscuits?
– Chocolate chimp cookies.

What is a monkeys favourite Christmas song?
– Jungle Bells.

What’s a chimp’s favourite baked good?
– Banana bread.

Why did the monkey eat the banana quietly?
– He didn’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch!

What do you call a baby monkey?
– A chimp off the old block.

Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
– Because he had to take care of some monkey business.

What type of monkey should have eight legs?
– A spider monkey.

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
– Ape-rons.

Why do monkeys love bananas?
– Because they have appeal.

Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
– Because they don’t wear pants.

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
– Although monkeys are more filling.

What do you call a monkey flying in the sky?
– A hot air baboon!

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