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Monkey puns in 2025

What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?
– A Monkey Business.

Where do chimps hear all their gossip?
– The ape vine.

What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
– Prime mates.

Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters?
– Because they are filled with anty bodies.

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
– Lost!

What do monkeys do for laughs?
– They tell jokes about people.

If you throw a monkey into salty water what will it become?
– Wet.

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