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Monkey puns in 2025

What d’you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
– Anything you like, it won’t be able to hear you!

What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
– A chimpion.

Someone forgot to bring the chimps and dip.

What did the banana say to the monkey?
– Nothing, bananas don’t talk.

How do monkeys get down the stairs?
– They slide down the banana-ster.

What do you call a monkey that’s in charge of its tree?
– A Branch Manager!

Why shouldn’t you fight with a monkey?
– They use gorilla warfare.

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