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Moon puns in 2025

When the moon is being super grumpy, its parents turn to each other
and say ‘gibbous strength!’.

Get well moon

My new club on the moon failed…It had no atmosphere.

You can park your space ship over their,  you just need to
moon-ouver it a bit!

I’m not really enjoying this space flight, I’d like to speak to the moon-agement!

Eclipse it regularly.

The moon is so cheeky, it’s always playing lunar-tricks.

Our space puns are out of this world!

It’s not a phase, Mom!

You must be a planet, and I must be a moon, because I totally
revolve around you!

On the moon they love a fancy breakfast, today they are having crescents!

Stay mooned

Just went to a restaraunt on the moon..wouldn’t go again ..no
atmosphere there.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon  rotate around the Earth
for twenty-four hours, so they just called it a ‘day’!

The astronauts were pretty upset there was no wi-fi on the moon, they wanted to update their spacebook status!

Keep your eclipse sealsed

 I thought I saw a full moon last night but perhaps I was just i-moon-gining it!

Who’s going to planet?

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