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Moose puns in 2025

What do you call a moose covered in sweet brown stuff?
– Chocolate moose.

I love the hit song, “Somebody that I Moosed to know”.

What do you call a moose that makes films?
-The deerector

Why did the moose find a pound under her pillow?
– The hoof fairy left it there.

What do you call a moose who suck at everything?
– A loose.

You herd my heart…

What do moose eat for breakfast?
– Moose-li.

What brand of suitcase do moose use?
– Antler

What happens when a moose gets cold?
– She gets the moose bumps.

After the moose party, the place was a moose!

What do you call a moose wearing a mask?
– Anony-moose.

(Chocolate) Moose – When Monty Moose fell into a tub of chocolate, he turned into chocolate moose.

Did you hear about the moose who cried at the funeral?
– He lost a deer friend.

How did the moose pick his next mate?
– A quick game of fuck, fuck, moose.

Moose-tache – What grows above a moose’s lips when they don’t shave.

What does a moose use to style his hair?
– Mousse..

“Duck, duck, Moose!”

What do you call a celebrity elk?
– Famoose.

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