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Moose puns in 2024

What do you call a cross between a hippopotamus and a moose?
– A hippopotamoose.

What do you call a moose that plays piano?
– A moose-ician.

Why wouldn’t the moose sign an autograph?
-He wanted to be anony-moose.

Monty Moose found it difficult to remain anonymoose because of his huge antlers.

Ex-moose me, could you please repeat what you said?

How do you tell the difference between a cow and an elk?
– One moos, the other moose.

What do moose eat for breakfast?
– Moose-li.

What’s an elk’s favourite pudding?
– Chocolate moose.

They had stars in their eyes – it moose be love!

What do sophisticated moose listen to?
– Moosicals.

Trusting you was a big moose-take…

Did you hear about the moose that dropped out of the Olympics?
– She had a problem with her calf

What do you call a poisonous moose?
– Venomoose

Moose – When moose think long and hard about something or a moose’s source of inspiration.

What is a hunter’s favorite ice cream flavor?
– Moose tracks.

What do you call a moose that went to the optician?
– Good eyed deer

How do you start a letter to a moose?
-Deer whoever…

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