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Moose puns in 2024

What did Canadians use to communicate during the various wars they fought?
– Moose Code

What do you call a moose lying on its back?
– Relaxed.

Where do moose get their news?
– The moose paper.

Molly Moose’s singing has bemoosed audiences all over the world.

“Duck, duck, Moose!”

Moose-tache – What grows above a moose’s lips when they don’t shave.

What do you call it when a moose eats your lunch?
– Annoying.

What do you say if a witch turns you into a moose?
– Oh deery me

Person who plays moose-ic.

What do you call a laughing moose?
– Amoosed.

They herd him lecture the students publicly.

Why did the moose mum go on holiday?
– Because she had a wee calf

Me: I saw a moose on the way to work this morning.
– Dad: How did you know it was on its way to work?

Moose-shy – Mollie Moose went all moose-shy when she fell in love.

Why do Canadians always have such good hair?
– Because of all the moose

What did the moose say when the elk stole her chocolate?
– How deer you!

Where do moose get their news?
– The moose paper.

Merry Christ-moose!

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