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Mountain puns in 2025

Give it an everest.

I’ve had a range of address.

Why are mountains always sleepy?
– Because they n-Everest.

Tall’s well that ends well.

Cave your breath.

You’re always nit-peaking.

Keep cool in the ridge.

What’s the smartest mountain in the world?
– Mount Cl-Everest.

One more climb.

On your hike.

Peak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil.

I’m older and riser.

Lightning never hikes twice in the same place.

Don’t rub fault in my wound.

The mountain of youth.

Ain’t no mountain highland enough.

Range the channel.

What did the enthusiastic environmentalists say when they saw the effects of global warming seem to reverse on a nearby mountain?
– “Let’s go climate!”

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