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Mouse puns in 2025

Are you fur real?

The early bird flew very high and shouted “We are finally going to cheese our prey.”

What is the name of the popular German mouse who launched a supermarket?
– Stuart Lidl.

How would you know that it is very chilly at Disney World?
– When Donald Duck can be spotted wearing pants!

Titan

The gray, hairy thing on a mouse’s face is known as a mouse-tache.

What is a mouse called who is great at sword fighting?
– A Mouseketeer.

What do you call a mouse that doesn’t walk, drink, or eat?
– A computer mouse.

Which hotel do mice most often use?
– The Stilton.

The Three Mouse-keteers.

I took a photo of a little mouse in my kitchen.
Even though I didn’t say ‘say cheese’, that was probably what was in its mind.

Why did the mouse get arrested?
– He was caught stealing mouse-tard.

What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite vehicle to drive?
– A Minnie van.

Chuck E. Cheese

That’s fur you.

The favorite food of a computer mouse is none other than microchips.

Where do most posh and rich mice go to when they need a hotel room?
– The Stilton.

Why does Mickey laugh at jokes about Disney?
– Because they are Goofy.

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