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Mouse puns in 2024

The Three Mouse-keteers.

I took a photo of a little mouse in my kitchen.
Even though I didn’t say ‘say cheese’, that was probably what was in its mind.

Why did the mouse get arrested?
– He was caught stealing mouse-tard.

What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite vehicle to drive?
– A Minnie van.

Chuck E. Cheese

That’s fur you.

The favorite food of a computer mouse is none other than microchips.

Where do most posh and rich mice go to when they need a hotel room?
– The Stilton.

Why does Mickey laugh at jokes about Disney?
– Because they are Goofy.

Walnut

A mystery mouse that doesn’t like to have his identity known is called the anony-mouse.

How did the mice in the house communicate when the homeowner got a cat?
– The mice communicated by using Mouse Code of dots, dashes, and squeaks.

What do you call a mouse that is very tech-savvy?
– A computer mouse.

Someone told me that the local police have added a mouse to their animal team, but I think it’s actually a gerbil shepherd.

I mouse ask you a question…

As soon as it was mid-December, the mice started exchanging cross-mouse cards among each other.

What did the pastor say to the mouse who hadn’t visited the Church for quite a long period of time?
– “I want to talk to you about Cheesus.”

What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite gadget for browsing the net and watching videos online?
– An iPad Minnie!

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