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Mouse puns in 2024

Wormtail

If you are able to make a mouse dance to your tunes,
– then you will have a real mice-tro in your hands.

What does a mouse do to get rid of callouses on its feet?
– They use a pu-mice.

What is a computer mouse s favorite thing to eat?
– Microchips.

A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn.
He says “what are you doing here?”
The mouse says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.

You’re so mice and sweet!

The little mouse had a dream that when he grows older, he will stay in a cottage cheese.

What game do most baby mice like to play with their friends?
– The hide and squeak game.

Why did Minnie Mouse lose the snowball fight after getting hit first?
– Because Donald Ducked.

Little Cheese

Don’t forget to say cheese and thank you.

I lost my job today as a rodent keeper. I’m no longer Mr. Mice Guy.

A mouse can never leave a computer
– because its tail is plucked in the monitor.

What does the early bird say when they spot a mouse?
– I will have to cheese my prey.

Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn’t say cheese, I could tell he was thinking it.

Merry Christ-mouse!

The mice asked the King of rats what his favorite musical instrument was.
He replied that it was mouse-organ.

What is the gray and hairy thing growing on the face of a mouse?
– Mouse-tache.

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