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Mouse puns in 2024

Why are mice scared of swimming in the water?
– Because of all the catfish in it!

What does a computer mouse say when you give it a cookie?
– Can you use it for your browsing?

“We’d like to talk to you about cheeses” – Church Mice.

Daddy mice have mouse-taches.

The mouse from Europe always went to Czechy Cheese to celebrate her birthday.

What is a mouse that is always outside on the roads called?
– A roadent.

How does Mickey feel when he and Minnie get into a terrible argument?
– He feels mouse-rable.

Cheddar

Wow, you’re so infestinating.

Micky Mouse couldn’t find his pet so he went to outer space and finally found Pluto!

What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world?
– Trap music.

What did Mickey Mouse feel like when he spun around too many times?
– He felt Disney.

Squeaker (or Squeak)

Whenever a mouse develops callouses on its feet, they use pu-mice stone to get rid of it.

What is a mouse’s favorite type of cheese?
– Mouseralla.

Why did the computer squeak?
– Because someone accidentally stepped on its mouse.

Lost my job as the rodent keeper at the zoo. No more Mr Mice guy.

Mouse-quitos like biting people.

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