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Mouse puns in 2025

Nutella

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

The brilliant, furry, and funny one at sword fight is always a Mouseketeer.

Which mouse was a Roman leader and emperor?
– Julius Cheeser!

Why can a mouse never let go of a PC?
– Because its tail is always stuck in a monitor.

I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.

Rats are a weapon of mouse destruction.

Yesterday a mouse got arrested because he was stealing mous-tard.

What will happen if you can make mice dance to your tunes?
– You will have a mice-tro.

Why does Mickey Mouse celebrate the 31 December grandly with his friends every year?
– Because it is New Ears Eve!

Cashew

You can do cheddar than that.

The mice went to his favorite hotel on his birthday, his forever love ‘The Stilton.’

What is the ideal cozy type of house for a small, furry mouse?
– Cottage cheese.

Why did Minnie Mouse want to practice white magic?
– She wanted to learn Disney spells.

Nutsy

Squeaky clean – When little mice are fresh out of the shower.

When the homeowner got a cat, the mice communicated with each other by using dots, dashes, and squeaks – Mouse Code.

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