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Mouse puns in 2024

The mice asked the King of rats what his favorite musical instrument was.
He replied that it was mouse-organ.

What is the gray and hairy thing growing on the face of a mouse?
– Mouse-tache.

What does Mickey Mouse love to eat with Minnie Mouse?
– Mice cream!

If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.

Rodents like Mice Krispies cereal for breakfast.

Mice family met to hamster and said very sweetly “Mice to meet you!”

What should you say to a mouse if you take a picture of them?
– “Say cheese!”

Why did Mickey Mouse build a rocket to visit space?
– He wanted to find Pluto!

Mousetrap

Stay paw-sitive!

Mice are afraid to swim in water since there are catfish in it!

Back in the medieval period, the mouse was created from dragon poop.
You probably know about the ‘dragon drop’ interface.

Why does Edward Scissorhands dislike using computer mouses?
– He always uses the shortcut keys.

A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.

There’s no ambition too enor-mouse for anyone.

A mouse that always stays outside on the roads is called a roadent.

What is a mysterious mouse with a hidden identity known as?
– An anony-mouse.

What did it feel like for Mickey when he first laid eyes on Minnie?
– He fell in glove at first sight.

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