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Mouse puns in 2025

How can you make a drowning mouse recover after saving him?
– By using the mouse to mouse resuscitation.

What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite game to play in his pastime?
– Minnie golf.

How would you know that it is very chilly at Disney World?
– When Donald Duck can be spotted wearing pants!

Titan

The early bird flew very high and shouted “We are finally going to cheese our prey.”

What is the name of the popular German mouse who launched a supermarket?
– Stuart Lidl.

Which hotel do mice most often use?
– The Stilton.

The Three Mouse-keteers.

The gray, hairy thing on a mouse’s face is known as a mouse-tache.

What is a mouse called who is great at sword fighting?
– A Mouseketeer.

What do you call a mouse that doesn’t walk, drink, or eat?
– A computer mouse.

Chuck E. Cheese

That’s fur you.

I took a photo of a little mouse in my kitchen.
Even though I didn’t say ‘say cheese’, that was probably what was in its mind.

Why did the mouse get arrested?
– He was caught stealing mouse-tard.

What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite vehicle to drive?
– A Minnie van.

Why does Mickey laugh at jokes about Disney?
– Because they are Goofy.

Walnut

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