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Mouse puns in 2025

What do you call a mouse that doesn’t walk, drink, or eat?
– A computer mouse.

Which hotel do mice most often use?
– The Stilton.

The Three Mouse-keteers.

I took a photo of a little mouse in my kitchen.
Even though I didn’t say ‘say cheese’, that was probably what was in its mind.

Why did the mouse get arrested?
– He was caught stealing mouse-tard.

What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite vehicle to drive?
– A Minnie van.

Chuck E. Cheese

That’s fur you.

The favorite food of a computer mouse is none other than microchips.

Where do most posh and rich mice go to when they need a hotel room?
– The Stilton.

Why does Mickey laugh at jokes about Disney?
– Because they are Goofy.

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