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Mushroom puns in 2025

What’s the world’s biggest mushroom
competition? The champignon’s league.

The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because
he never had mushroom.

The flower mistook the mushroom to be a fun
guy but it turned out to be a fungi.

The only way the mushroom could think of
decorating his house was with toadstools.

Mushroom can only decorate their houses using
toadstools.

Porch-ini mushroom.

I saw a tiny house on my way over from the forest.
Looked like it did not have mush room.

You take up so mushroom in my heart.

Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom!

Ten mushroom hunters competed in a small
forest. There was not mush room left.

I’m being squashed – there’s not mushroom in here.

The only room with no doors, walls, or windows,
but still stands is the mush-room.

An encyclopedia on mushrooms should be called
‘A Fungi-de to Mushrooms’.

The reason the girl hated mushrooms is because
they were too mushy.

When the bartender told mushroom that he
couldn’t ne ushered in because there wasn’t much
room, he responded by telling him “I’m such a fun-gi.”

Mario doesnt get bigger when he eats the mushroom
He’s high

When the mushroom comedian made a few
insensitive jokes, the audience said, “His jokes
reflect spore taste.”

What do you call a fungi that makes music? A
decomposer.

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