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Mushroom puns in 2025

The only room with no doors, walls, or windows,
but still stands is the mush-room.

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When the mushroom comedian made a few
insensitive jokes, the audience said, “His jokes
reflect spore taste.”

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The reason the girl hated mushrooms is because
they were too mushy.

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When the bartender told mushroom that he
couldn’t ne ushered in because there wasn’t much
room, he responded by telling him “I’m such a fun-gi.”

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Mario doesnt get bigger when he eats the mushroom
He’s high

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A mushroom that can be easily carried around is
called a portabellos.

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What do you call a fungi that makes music? A
decomposer.

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Why couldn’t the mushroom go to the party?
Because there wasn’t mushroom inside

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Everyone in our neighborhood loves Mrs
Mushroom since she’s such a fungi-rl.

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I’m spored of your puns.

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At midday, the fairly looked for at toadstool on
which to sit. She was tired of flying.

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Normally, mushrooms are referred to as fungis
because they are no truffle at all.

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I always invite the mushroom to my party
because he is such a fun-guy.

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To differentiate between toxic and edible
mushrooms, give them to your little sister to eat them first.

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When you feed mushrooms to a frog, you get toadstool.

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What did one mushroom say to the other
mushroom? Nothing. Mushrooms can’t talk.

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What do people say about the mushroom? He’s
a fun guy.

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Unfortunately, you cannot expect too much from
mushrooms during a charity collection. They are
just too spore.

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