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Music puns in 2025

The music teacher accidentally got locked out of her own home.
-Turns out, she’d forgotten the keys in the piano.

Someone told Franz that there was no way someone could make a better composition than him
– “Are you Schubert that?”, he replied.

A musician should never B flat, sometimes B sharp, and always B natural

My brother listens to rock music while rollerblading in our neighborhood since he loves Rock and Roll!

Tornadoes jam to the genre of Twist music!

There was this particular band who would only give live performances from a specific floor of tall buildings
– hey were called ‘Level 42’.

When Sigmond Freud was gifted a few robots that could play music, he decided to start a band named ‘Sigmond Droids’.

I keep hearing music coming from my printer.
– I think the paper is jamming!

You’ll generally find that most musicians tend to be optimists.
-They are always upbeat.

I’d never hit someone with a musical instrument.
– I don’t like to have to resort to violins!

My friend was really annoyed because I was constantly singing Michael Jackson songs.
-I told him to beat it.

 If any Wham cover band is looking for a lead vocalist, then I’m your man!

As the music group Fourplay started their most anticipated tour performance from Antarctica, they had no option but to change their name to Coldplay.

Just walked by the fridge and heard a little voice singing Stayin’ Alive.
-Turned out just to be the chive talking.

The opera singer was the prime suspect in a murder investigation.
– The police thought that she had timbered with the best evidence.

When the lead singer messed up his notes for the tenth time in a row, the music director told him that he was in a lot of treble.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
-He’s never going to give you Up.

Mozart couldn’t use his piano anymore because it was baroquen.

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