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Music puns in 2025

I keep hearing music coming from my printer.
– I think the paper is jamming!

You’ll generally find that most musicians tend to be optimists.
-They are always upbeat.

I’d never hit someone with a musical instrument.
– I don’t like to have to resort to violins!

My friend was really annoyed because I was constantly singing Michael Jackson songs.
-I told him to beat it.

 If any Wham cover band is looking for a lead vocalist, then I’m your man!

As the music group Fourplay started their most anticipated tour performance from Antarctica, they had no option but to change their name to Coldplay.

Just walked by the fridge and heard a little voice singing Stayin’ Alive.
-Turned out just to be the chive talking.

The opera singer was the prime suspect in a murder investigation.
– The police thought that she had timbered with the best evidence.

When the lead singer messed up his notes for the tenth time in a row, the music director told him that he was in a lot of treble.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
-He’s never going to give you Up.

Mozart couldn’t use his piano anymore because it was baroquen.

When Mozart died, a very strange thing happened. People who would go to his grave swore they could hear his music, but it was playing backwards.
-After a long time, they finally figured out what was going on. He was decomposing.

You meet all of the koala-fications

 Don’t ever name a music band ‘The Rubber’, they get stretchy.

A group of bunny rabbits decided to form a musical band that would only play the genre of hip-hop.

I thought I heard Tubular Bells on my farm last Christmas, but it was just my cold field.

My friend, the buttermilk, is the only one of us who goes to the opera every weekend.
– That’s because he’s the only one who’s cultured

To understand the future of music, one needs to go Bach in time.

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