Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Music puns in 2025

All snakes are born to be musicians because they always carry their best scales.

I don’t think wind turbines like classical music.
– They’re big metal fans, though!

I’ve written a song about tortilla.
-It’s more of a rap.

The Jam and Cream were both going to reform to play a series of gigs in Devon & Cornwall, but they couldn’t agree who would go on first

The electric guitar took his students to a live performance.
– When the guitar player played the highest note, he said, “Note that down”.

Everyone was really annoyed with the female lead of the musical because she was throwing tantrums all the time.
– “What a diva”, they said.

I used to make puns about music in convents but then I got out of the habit. 

The open-air arena’s management had to stop the band’s performance midway because ‘The Weather Report’ wasn’t that good.

A friend of mine is a musician.
-He used to be in a band called The Hinges, used to be quite big. They supported The Doors.

Cows are excellent singers for bands as they sing on the scale of beef flat!

Follow us on Facebook