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Music puns in 2025

Just heard a bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.
– I thought, ‘That’s Aboriginal.

Make beautiful music together

U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them.
– It certainly takes the Edge off them.

Batman’s favorite David Bowie song is Heroes.

I could hear the sound of classical music coming from my office.
– I think the printer is jamming again.

If you get the tenor of it and can Handel it, you’ll soon be making your own Liszt of musical puns, and there’s no Glass ceiling with it.

If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.

I went to see The Clash but there was another band on at the same time.

The Olympic runner can’t play music in her free time anymore.
-She broke her record yesterday.

I found myself in Gerry Rafferty’s Ladies Boutique the other day.
-Gowns to the left of me, chokers to the right…

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