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Mustache puns in 2024

Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache…
– suddenly she’s not your friend anymore?

An old tree was the center of attraction at an Easter party.
Owing to unique hair at his roots, he was known as moss-tache.

Why did the mustache go to the bank?
– For a shavings account.

I mustache you a question, what looks better, a beard or a ‘stache?

What did the man tell his teenage son when he was getting late for school?
-It looks like you should shave it for later.

My wife said my mustache brought out my personality.
I replied, Yeah, it’s growing on me
(Thought of this one right before sleep, I’ll check on it in the morning)

If a mustache had to support his family in the event of his untimely death, he needed to invest in a shavings account.

Why was the man with no facial hair in pain after shaving?
– His must-ached.

There was a knock at the door, so the butler went and answered it. A few moments later, he comes in and tells the man of the house that there’s a man at the door with a moustache. “Tell him to go away,” the man of the house proclaimed. “I’ve already got a moustache, and I don’t need another!”

Nice mustache! …oh.
– I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore..

The poor mustache went homeless
– because it had no shaving.

If facial hair had to leave in a hurry, it would be called a must-ache.

A mustache to remember.

Where are old and legendary moustaches kept? In a moseum!

Today I found Jesus in my life. Let me tell you about him.
– He is tan with a thick black mustache, and eyes so brown they make your soul melt. He is my gardner, the best I have ever employed.

I mustache you a question, if you don’t mind may eyebrowse your computer, please!

Why is the man with the mustache not friends with his colleagues anymore?
– They took his promotion right from under his nose.

Kindly shave the date. It’s Movember 1st.

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