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Mustache puns in 2025

At first I wasn’t sure if I liked the mustache
– But it’s growing on me.

The young son of barber was not sure about the facial hair looks, but finally, it grew on him.

What did the teenage guy say when he was eagerly waiting for his mustache and beard to grow?
– I wish you were hair.

What kind of moustache does a bicycle grow? A handlebar moustache!

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman’s face?
– When her mustache is on fire!

Suddenly, a bike rolled on the road.
After a while, the man said, adjusting his mustache, “Chill, I got the handlebar.”

It’s clear that Pavlov’s beard was so soft
– because he had tough hair conditioners.

Moustache in progress.

While eyebrows the internet, you moustache yourself the hard questions, and decide whether to mullet over or not!

My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer.
– I said, “Thanks. I’ve always wanted a killer stache.”

I mustache you a question regarding these real mustache secrets!

What did the man say to the tiny grey hair growing on his mustache?
– All this time, you were growing right under my nose.

I offered my coworker a sincere compliment on their moustache the other day. But guess what happened? She filed a complaint with human resources!

There’s a knock at the door
The butler goes and answers the door.
-“Sir, there’s a man at the door with a mustache.”
“I’m not interested, tell him I’ve already got one!”

I was walking down the street, and some guy came up to me and shaved off my mustache!
– He stole it from right under my nose!

If you are hiring a smooth operator, it can be none other than a shaved telemarketer.

What did the mustache father ask his son?
– I hope you are be-shaving yourself.

My dad always used to say “Some men have a midlife crisis and end up buying a small car to feel better. But real men grow moustaches and get over it!”

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