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Mustache puns in 2024

I had no idea that my wife had placed a fake moustache on the squash. When I went to pick it up, it really caught me off gourd!

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?
– To look more like their mom.

I mustache you a question on how to grow such incredible facial hair! You grew it so must-fast!

What made me less skeptical about growing a mustache?
– Well, the idea started growing on me.

Moustache mania, a great idea is growing right under your nose.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
– Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

I hated the way I looked after I shaved my mustache…
– But then it started growing on me.

The tribe of Genghis Khan and his army are masters in shaving and hair-cutting.
They are a truly barbaric tribe!

What did the man with the beard and mustache say at the restaurant when things got a bit heated between two guys?
– Relax, I’ve got a handlebar on the situation.

I went to this christening the other day, and the priest was wearing the weirdest outfit. He was wearing glasses, a fake nose, a wig, and a fake moustache. I guess you could say that it was a blessing in disguise!

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?
…he was totally drinking it before it was cool.

Every student must-ache a question to their teacher,
– but some think of shaving it for later.

A friend of mind loves to groom lions.
It is his mane income.

Happy mustache-ing this Movember.

What did the philosophical moustache say about the suffering of the world? A moustache must ache!

I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache…
… Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time

The funny old must-achy man told a tiny child “have a fan-tashe-tic birthday, my love.”

What did the man tell his teenage son when he was getting late for school?
– It looks like you should shave it for later.

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