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Mustache puns in 2025

Moustache in progress.

While eyebrows the internet, you moustache yourself the hard questions, and decide whether to mullet over or not!

My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer.
– I said, “Thanks. I’ve always wanted a killer stache.”

I mustache you a question regarding these real mustache secrets!

What did the man say to the tiny grey hair growing on his mustache?
– All this time, you were growing right under my nose.

I offered my coworker a sincere compliment on their moustache the other day. But guess what happened? She filed a complaint with human resources!

There’s a knock at the door
The butler goes and answers the door.
-“Sir, there’s a man at the door with a mustache.”
“I’m not interested, tell him I’ve already got one!”

I was walking down the street, and some guy came up to me and shaved off my mustache!
– He stole it from right under my nose!

If you are hiring a smooth operator, it can be none other than a shaved telemarketer.

What did the mustache father ask his son?
– I hope you are be-shaving yourself.

My dad always used to say “Some men have a midlife crisis and end up buying a small car to feel better. But real men grow moustaches and get over it!”

When is the only right time to slap an ugly woman?
– When her mustache is on fire.

The father sarcastically told his son on not being able to grow facial hair,
“Your head must-ache when you don’t have any mustache.”

In this company, you have got to conform to not shaving beard within the contract; it is the Santa Clause.

Keep calm and let your mustache grow.

What is a cow’s favorite type of facial hair? A moo-stache!

Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say?
– It’s grown on me.

Spike warned Tom that Jerry has a big mouse-tache now, so don’t mess up!

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