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Mustache puns in 2025

The Movember mustache never skips anyone.
It grows on continuously.

What did the father advise his teenage son?
– You can’t just shave your problems away; you must-ache them.

A son texted his dad. “Dad, I’m getting robbed! Help!” The Dad responded quickly. “Quick son, text me a description of him so that we can describe him to the police!” The son texted this. “Six foot beard with green eyes and a moustache.” The Dad texted back immediately. “Good Lord, his beard sounds terrifying!”

What is the only appropriate to slap a Portuguese woman in the mouth?
– When her mustache is on fire.

The barber saw only a huge mustache through the window and shouted, “You must be of 50”.
The young boy appeared and asked sarcastically to must-ache again!

I was in a shop the other day, and there was an empty tester bottle of after shave with a sign saying “out of odor”.

Mo ‘staches for the Movember.

How did the moustache end up homeless? He lost his job and had no shavings!

How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death?
– By investing in a shavings account.

You can’t just shave your problems away; you must-ache face them head on.

What did the man reply when he was asked, “I mustache you a question”?
He said, “can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?”

Hey, I moustache a question! Can eyebrows your computer for the answer?

An Eskimo goes to the mechanic
-the mechanic says “It looks like you blew a seal.” and the Eskimo says “No, that’s just frost on my mustache.”

At first I wasn’t sure if I liked the mustache
– But it’s growing on me.

The young son of barber was not sure about the facial hair looks, but finally, it grew on him.

What did the teenage guy say when he was eagerly waiting for his mustache and beard to grow?
– I wish you were hair.

What kind of moustache does a bicycle grow? A handlebar moustache!

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman’s face?
– When her mustache is on fire!

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