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Mustache puns in 2025

How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death?
– By investing in a shavings account.

You can’t just shave your problems away; you must-ache face them head on.

What did the man reply when he was asked, “I mustache you a question”?
He said, “can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?”

Hey, I moustache a question! Can eyebrows your computer for the answer?

An Eskimo goes to the mechanic
-the mechanic says “It looks like you blew a seal.” and the Eskimo says “No, that’s just frost on my mustache.”

At first I wasn’t sure if I liked the mustache
– But it’s growing on me.

The young son of barber was not sure about the facial hair looks, but finally, it grew on him.

What did the teenage guy say when he was eagerly waiting for his mustache and beard to grow?
– I wish you were hair.

What kind of moustache does a bicycle grow? A handlebar moustache!

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman’s face?
– When her mustache is on fire!

Suddenly, a bike rolled on the road.
After a while, the man said, adjusting his mustache, “Chill, I got the handlebar.”

It’s clear that Pavlov’s beard was so soft
– because he had tough hair conditioners.

Moustache in progress.

While eyebrows the internet, you moustache yourself the hard questions, and decide whether to mullet over or not!

My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer.
– I said, “Thanks. I’ve always wanted a killer stache.”

I mustache you a question regarding these real mustache secrets!

What did the man say to the tiny grey hair growing on his mustache?
– All this time, you were growing right under my nose.

I offered my coworker a sincere compliment on their moustache the other day. But guess what happened? She filed a complaint with human resources!

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