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Mustache puns in 2025

How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death?
– By investing in a shavings account.

You can’t just shave your problems away; you must-ache face them head on.

What did the man reply when he was asked, “I mustache you a question”?
He said, “can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?”

Hey, I moustache a question! Can eyebrows your computer for the answer?

An Eskimo goes to the mechanic
-the mechanic says “It looks like you blew a seal.” and the Eskimo says “No, that’s just frost on my mustache.”

At first I wasn’t sure if I liked the mustache
– But it’s growing on me.

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