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Nacho puns in 2025

What do you call virgin nachos?
Chips.
– Happy Super bowl everyone!

The nacho man won over the nacho girl after she was impressed by his acts of nachismo!

Which TV series did all the tacos get together to watch every week?
– They watched the series ‘Better Call Salsa’!

I’m not gonna be jalapeño (all up in your) business.

Cheesus Christ – The savior of all cheesekind.

How can you tell when someone is nacho friend?
– When they get jalepeño face.

What did you tell your kids when they take your nachos?
– Nacho nachos (not your nachos)

Dude, its nacho business.

Cool beans!

When my fiancee told me that the dip on the table was nacho cheese,
– I asked her where my cheese was.

What did the chip say to the cheese when he caught him stealing?
– The chip shouted, “Hey, that’s nachos!”

I bought those nachos at a really chip price.

That’s what cheese said.

My friend had waited all week long to come and join us at our Mexican lunch plan.
– But, unfortunately, he got a stomach bug today. I told him, “Today is nacho lucky day.”

Nacho cheese
– My mom made some nachos (with really good homemade cheese) and called my dad saying, “we have some nacho cheese if you want some!” My dad said, “it’s not mine, why would I take it?”

What did the other nachos ask that one nacho who wasn’t feeling too well?
– They asked, “Hey man, are you feeling alright? You are nacho self this morning.”

Give it all you guac!

Free gift with any pur-cheese.

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