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Nacho puns in 2025

My brother has this bad habit of stealing my nacho cheese dips from me. Despite repeated scolding, he will never leave my provolone!

What is the kind of nachos that Disney fans love to eat when they have Mexican food?
– They love to have Moa-nachos.

You’ve guac to be kidding me.

I need to work for that cheddar.

I was making some nachos for breakfast when a drop fell on the floor.
I said to myself, “Guess you could say I cheesed it.”

What did the nacho chip say to the cheese dip?
– It said, “I love you, in queso you didn’t know.”

I’m nacho average person.

I‘m going to get nachos by whatever beans necessary.

My brother once dressed up as a monster nacho during Halloween. He kept calling himself Dr Frankenacho!

What do you call a person who has spilled nachos all over the floor?
– You call him a messy-can!

Sometimes, you need to taco break.

Cheese (These) are my favorite puns.

My wife and I were making nachos, and she told me she was gonna start grating the cheese.
– I asked her if penmanship counts.

Working the concession stand at the ball park and someone asks me for extra cheese on their nachos.
Me: oh you are an overacheeser. Lots of groans not sure they will ask me to volunteer again.

What do you call a nacho that is popular amongst the animals in the jungle?
– We call it the fau-nachos!

How have you bean?

He’s such a cheddar-box.

Yesterday, I tried telling my father one nacho pun, but he figured out the punchline before I could even finish. When I asked him how he did that, he said, “Because this is nacho joke!”

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