Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Nacho puns in 2025

What kind of guns do nachos use to fight off their enemies?
– They use nacho-ine guns!

Taco hike man!

Stop cheesing the game. (Cheesing is a slang for exploiting a video game mechanic / feature / flaw so as to help you win easier.)

There was this Spanish footballer called Ignacio who only wanted to eat nachos before and after training, so much so that his team-mates started calling him Nacho.

Nacho pizza
A. “What kind of pizza is that?”
B. “It’s nacho pizza.”
A. “I know it’s not my pizza. I want to know what kind it is.”
B. “I’m telling you, it’s nacho pizza…”
A. “I know it’s not my pizza!”

Why does the continent of South America remind a lot of people about nachos?
– It is because they have got a bit of Chile on their side.

Meeting her was really guac-ward.

You cheddar believe it.

My friends and family know that I like my jokes and puns the way I like my nachos- they have to very cheesy.

She said “that’s nacho cheese.” So I said…
– Then, where is mine?

It’s nachos (not just) one of those boring days.

Bean-ough is bean-ough.

Did you hear that joke about the nachos?
– So cheesy

When a mole orders one nacho in a Mexican origin food joint, what kind of toppings does he want?
– He wants guaca-mole!

Can’t you taco hint.

Cheese (Tis’ )the season to be jolly.

Seeing that the Mexican chef in my restaurant looked troubled by something, I asked what the problem was. He rudely replied, “This is nacho business and nacho problem”.

My brother has this bad habit of stealing my nacho cheese dips from me. Despite repeated scolding, he will never leave my provolone!

Follow us on Facebook