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Nacho puns in 2025

Spill the beans.

Mozart-ella – The legen-dairy music composer.

There was this wrestler who would wear nacho and burrito themed costumes to the ring. His stage name was The Nachoker.

The nacho mathematician was hailed by the nacho science community because he had made a very relevant discovery in the field of mathematics! He had discovered the Fibo-nacho sequence!

It’s nacho (not yo’) cheese.

Don’t be such a chip-skate.

Cheesy come, cheesy go.

South America reminds me of nachos
They’ve got a lot of Chile on the side

What do you call a nacho that is extremely masculine in its personality and habits?
– You call it a macho!

I’m not gonna be jalapeño (all up in your) business.

Cheesus Christ – The savior of all cheesekind.

What do you call virgin nachos?
Chips.
– Happy Super bowl everyone!

The nacho man won over the nacho girl after she was impressed by his acts of nachismo!

Which TV series did all the tacos get together to watch every week?
– They watched the series ‘Better Call Salsa’!

Cool beans!

How can you tell when someone is nacho friend?
– When they get jalepeño face.

What did you tell your kids when they take your nachos?
– Nacho nachos (not your nachos)

Dude, its nacho business.

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