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Nacho puns in 2025

When my fiancee told me that the dip on the table was nacho cheese,
– I asked her where my cheese was.

What did the chip say to the cheese when he caught him stealing?
– The chip shouted, “Hey, that’s nachos!”

I bought those nachos at a really chip price.

That’s what cheese said.

My friend had waited all week long to come and join us at our Mexican lunch plan.
– But, unfortunately, he got a stomach bug today. I told him, “Today is nacho lucky day.”

Nacho cheese
– My mom made some nachos (with really good homemade cheese) and called my dad saying, “we have some nacho cheese if you want some!” My dad said, “it’s not mine, why would I take it?”

What did the other nachos ask that one nacho who wasn’t feeling too well?
– They asked, “Hey man, are you feeling alright? You are nacho self this morning.”

Give it all you guac!

Free gift with any pur-cheese.

You know it is nacho lucky day when, as a result of a huge misunderstanding, you come to the salsa class with nachos.

My mother had a weird recipe to fill up pastries with a filling made up of chocolate and nachos. She used to call this filling the ga-nacho.

Nacho (macho) man.

Where have you bean all my life?

Queso who wants nachos?…

What happens when you eat too many nachos with dip?
– You might get a very severe queso diarrhea.

I don’t really wanna taco bout it.

Cheese (Seize) the moment!

Walked past a pallet of nacho cheese at Costco today. Looked my daughter in the eye and said, “Dylan, don’t touch”
Natcho-cheese.
I try.

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