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Nacho puns in 2025

It’s nacho (not yo’) cheese.

Spill the beans.

Mozart-ella – The legen-dairy music composer.

South America reminds me of nachos
They’ve got a lot of Chile on the side

What do you call a nacho that is extremely masculine in its personality and habits?
– You call it a macho!

Don’t be such a chip-skate.

Cheesy come, cheesy go.

What do you call virgin nachos?
Chips.
– Happy Super bowl everyone!

The nacho man won over the nacho girl after she was impressed by his acts of nachismo!

Which TV series did all the tacos get together to watch every week?
– They watched the series ‘Better Call Salsa’!

I’m not gonna be jalapeño (all up in your) business.

Cheesus Christ – The savior of all cheesekind.

How can you tell when someone is nacho friend?
– When they get jalepeño face.

What did you tell your kids when they take your nachos?
– Nacho nachos (not your nachos)

Dude, its nacho business.

Cool beans!

When my fiancee told me that the dip on the table was nacho cheese,
– I asked her where my cheese was.

What did the chip say to the cheese when he caught him stealing?
– The chip shouted, “Hey, that’s nachos!”

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