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Nacho puns in 2025

Cheese (These) are my favorite puns.

My brother once dressed up as a monster nacho during Halloween. He kept calling himself Dr Frankenacho!

Working the concession stand at the ball park and someone asks me for extra cheese on their nachos.
Me: oh you are an overacheeser. Lots of groans not sure they will ask me to volunteer again.

What do you call a nacho that is popular amongst the animals in the jungle?
– We call it the fau-nachos!

How have you bean?

He’s such a cheddar-box.

My wife and I were making nachos, and she told me she was gonna start grating the cheese.
– I asked her if penmanship counts.

How to tell when someone is nacho friend
– They get jalapeño face

I’m nacho type.

That large truck is bean-ormous!

Yesterday, I tried telling my father one nacho pun, but he figured out the punchline before I could even finish. When I asked him how he did that, he said, “Because this is nacho joke!”

What is the one movie that nachos across the world like to watch?
– They like to watch ‘Nacho Libre’.

I love corny puns.

Three cheese for the new hero!

My wife said Aldi didn’t have any nacho cheese…
I asked her, ‘Why? They’re suppose to have Aldi stuff!’

There was an all-you-eat nacho party at my Mexican friend’s house. It really was the best queso scenario for a lot of us on the weekend.

What is the name of the nacho that likes to hunt and eat other dead nachos?
– Its name is the hye-nacho!

Bean there, done that.

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