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Nacho puns in 2025

Nacho (macho) man.

Where have you bean all my life?

Queso who wants nachos?…

What happens when you eat too many nachos with dip?
– You might get a very severe queso diarrhea.

I don’t really wanna taco bout it.

Cheese (Seize) the moment!

Walked past a pallet of nacho cheese at Costco today. Looked my daughter in the eye and said, “Dylan, don’t touch”
Natcho-cheese.
I try.

I was walking in the alley behind my house when I saw a man being forced to eat tacos and Doritos by some goons. I tried to intervene, but they told me, “This is nacho business!”

What did the Doritos say when they visited a farm in the Mexican countryside?
– They said it was a cool ranch!

I guac you covered.

Emo-cheese (emojis) can help to convey feelings when texting.

I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries
the person behind the counter wouldn’t give them to me, just kept saying “nacho fries”.

What is the name of the sword that nachos prefer to use while trying to defend itself? The nacho-ete.

You’re nachoself today.

Where you bean?

My friend once had a terrible date at a Mexican food joint. On being asked whether he liked Mexican food, he replied no. The girl immediately left because by saying, “If you don’t like Mexican food, I am nacho type.”

What kind of guns do nachos use to fight off their enemies?
– They use nacho-ine guns!

Taco hike man!

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