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Nacho puns in 2024

Cheesy puns just melt my heart.

My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: “Dad look what happened to my tooth!” Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
“It’s chipped!” Tears of pride and joy

What type of toppings does a duck want on its nacho? Quack-amole.

I nacho-ked on my words.

Nachos have always bean my favorite.

I was working with my brother Jack when the nachos I had ordered were delivered. Unfortunately, some of the dips fell on the ground, and I needed something to clean it up. So, I asked my brother, “Can I have some pepper Jack?”

Which form of dance does the nacho like groove to in its spare time?
– The salsa.

Corn you feel the love in the air?

I’m cheesed (pleased) to meet you.

I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling “BUT IT’S TACO TUESDAY!”
– To which I replied “This is nacho average Taco Tuesday”

You can’t share nachos…
Dad: did ya know you can’t share nachos? Me: no (trying to kill what I knew was to come) Dad: ask me why? Me: why can’t you share nachos? Dad: Because they’re MINE, notch yos! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I miss you, Daddy <3

What do you call a cheese that can never be yours?
– You call it nacho cheese.

I’ve bean thinking of you.

How I melt your mother.

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