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Nature puns in 2025

When were rock puns the funniest?
– In the Stone Age!

How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
– It waves!

Make summit noise.

How do two rival forests get along?
– They sign a peace tree-ty!

Where do rocks like to sleep?
– In bedrocks!

What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
– Floret!

What did the limestone say to the geologist?
– Don’t take me for granite!

We can do waterever you want!

How do trees get online?
– They log-in!

Someone told me to take a hike, so I did!

How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?
– Check out their web site!

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
– It was feeling green!

Which tree is always crying?
– The weeping willow!

Take it or leaf it.

How do you know you are in love with a flower?
– Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them!

What did Mars say to Saturn?
– Give me a ring sometime!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist!

How do you describe a tree who steals things?
– Shady!

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