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Nature puns in 2025

What did the river say to the hiker with the chunky boots?
– Water those?

What do flowers study in college?
– STEM!

Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
– Because they are hill-arious!

What did the trees wear to the pool party?
– Swimming trunks!

Tree’s company!

When going to the bathroom in the woods, you’re going to have to use the facilitrees!

How do hurricanes see?
– With one eye!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
– Thunderwear!

Which type of tree grows chickens?
– A Poultree!

Feel the fern.

What did the flower say to the flower next to him?
– Move over bud!

What did you call an awesome geologist?
– A rockstar!

Take a peak around.

What do loggers eat in the forest?
– Mac and trees!

What did the small mountain say to the big mountain?
– Hi there Cliff!

What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
– I’m rooting for you!

How did the egg get up the mountain?
– It scrambled up!

How do trees dance?
– They sway!

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