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Nature puns in 2024

How do you know you are in love with a flower?
– Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them!

What did Mars say to Saturn?
– Give me a ring sometime!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist!

How do you describe a tree who steals things?
– Shady!

What is the laziest mountain in the whole world?
– Mount Everest!

How much does a flower love their friends?
– Bunches!

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
– It was feeling green!

Watery doing here?

What did the beaver say to the tree?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!

The hill looked hard at first, but I got over it!

What is the color of the wind?
– Blew!

How do you cut the sea in half?
– With a see saw!

How did the apple tree get the job?
– It had the right qua-leaf-ications!

As fir as the eyes can see.

What did the flower say after it told a joke?
– I was pollen your leg!

Why were the herbs not fully grown yet?
– They didn’t have enough thyme!

When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.

Why can’t pine trees sew?
– Because they always drop their needles!

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