Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Noodle puns in 2025

I went to a store because I needed some. It was a hot day and the line was so long I pasta-out in the store.

What did you just soy?

One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I’ll take a dip in the pool.

Lifeguard: What ya got there?

Me: Hummus

Could not go out to eat from my favorite noodle shop for several months due to this lockdown. This too shall pasta.

What do you call a fake noodle??
– An Impasta!

That made me laugh so hard I’m ravioling on the floor.

He’s usually noodling around.

The beggar looked really hungry so I gave him a penne.

What’s a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?
– Rawmen.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An im-PASTA!

A hopeless ramen-tic.

Why don’t cannibals ever cook noodles?
– They prefer raw men.

I had a job making spaghetti noodles…
but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta.

No need to be ravi-lonely, I’m here.

He’s my Souperman.

Soy what you want, tofu puns are the best.

A customer entered a noodle shop with teary eyes. The waiter told him “I am here for you if you are feeling cannelloni”.

Follow us on Facebook