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Noodle puns in 2025

I went to a store because I needed some. It was a hot day and the line was so long I pasta-out in the store.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta.

My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

I cannelloni do so much

I think I’m in hot soup.

Mother cooked all of father’s favorite type of noodles. Father told her “Udon know how much I love you. You are the one pho me.”

A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road…
– Damages are estimated at $4.81 !

The poor guy was praying to God. He said, “Dear God, please give me some good food so that I can stay healthy. Ramen”.

We’re all spaghetting older.

Soy, you think you are funny?

What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
– Chowlemein

The lockdown made me not go out for pasta for several months. It feels like a mission im-pasta-ble.

The religious spaghetti makes it a point to visit the local pasta every Sunday.

We ramen to be together.

Be a good noodle, okay?

Chinese noodles weigh a lot – wonton!

He made a car made out of noodle. He calls it lambourguini.

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