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Noodle puns in 2025

You and I are Ramen to be from the instant we met.

Girls just want to have pho!

I love broth my parents very much.

What’s the opposite of noodles?
– Dressed L’s.

The manager said I could not use the gift card to buy noodle
– because it was pasta due.

My cousin lectured me about eating noodle all day. I asked her to spaghett out of my way.

Spaghett hype.

It’s been a while since he was soba.

The stranger was judging me for buying a cart full of noodles. I told him “Don’t judge me because udon know me.”

My father scolded me for having an unhealthy diet. He seems to not appreciate the fact that noodles are part of my daily rotini.

The kid drew a picture of a bowl of noodle. He captioned it ramen doodles.

Look, a lambourguini!

I will be there in a few ra-minutes.

What do you call recently made noodles
New-dels!

A new pasta place opened in the neighborhood but it isn’t easy to locate. I walked right pasta restaurant without realizing it.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
(First post here)

I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.

Dashi goes again.

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