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Noodle puns in 2024

He made a car made out of noodle. He calls it lambourguini.

The most famous Pharoah in Ramen Land is King Toothin’Ramen.

Don’t make fusilli mistakes.

Is it souper time yet?

What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?
– Soba

This dish the chef made was so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.

I ran away with my brother’s bowl of spaghetti. I then asked him to come and spaghet it.

Come and spaghet it.

You’re my soymate.

The waiter came to clean our table and serve us the next dish. He asked us “udon?”

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta!

I went to a restaurant and ordered my food. They bought me some soggy spaghetti. So I had to put in a re-straining order.

Ramen in love with you.

Clean your room this instant!

Dear God, thank you for these noodles.
– Ramen.

How do you tell if noodles are old?
– If they’re pasta expiration date.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

That is tortellini awesome!

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