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Noodle puns in 2025

My cousin organized a noodles-themed birthday party. I went up to him and wished him happy brothday.

What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?
– A pasta-tute

A ramen addict who posts ramen pictures online should have a separate Instramen account.

A penne saved is a penne earned.

I’ll take a quick dashi to the mall.

Why were the noodle strands running around?
– They were looking for the impasta

The chef prepared my meal within just a few minutes. He is pasta than a speeding bullet.

Two siblings were fighting for the bigger portion of noodle. It was the Battle of Spaghettisburg.

I get upsetti without my spaghetti.

Deal or noodle?

I can’t help but be absolutely crazy pho noodle soup.

This kid challenged me to a noodle eating competition. I think I am stroganoff to beat him.

My wife asked me if I would like some ramen. I said I like them cooked.

Noodles are part of my daily rotini.

I feel souper duper.

One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I’ll take a dip in the pool.

Lifeguard: What ya got there?

Me: Hummus

Could not go out to eat from my favorite noodle shop for several months due to this lockdown. This too shall pasta.

What do you call a fake noodle??
– An Impasta!

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