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Noodle puns in 2025

Things were getting heated up at the dinner table so to defuse the situation I asked my sister “Can you pasta sauce please?”

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

Penne for your thoughts.

Never soy never.

She has been fired from the pasta factory because she continuously made fusilli mistakes.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta!!!

You don’t know how much ramen to me.

Eating is noodles (oodles) of fun.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta.

My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

I cannelloni do so much

I think I’m in hot soup.

Mother cooked all of father’s favorite type of noodles. Father told her “Udon know how much I love you. You are the one pho me.”

A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road…
– Damages are estimated at $4.81 !

The poor guy was praying to God. He said, “Dear God, please give me some good food so that I can stay healthy. Ramen”.

We’re all spaghetting older.

Soy, you think you are funny?

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