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Noodle puns in 2025

Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?
– It drove pasta stop sign

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

I am tortellini in love with you.

I love stories about the ancient Ramen empire.

Anything is possi-bowl.

This classmate of mine shared some of her pasta with me during lunch. I am tortellini in love with her.

Since the noodle drank a lot, he was totally sauced.

You and I are Ramen to be from the instant we met.

Girls just want to have pho!

I love broth my parents very much.

What’s the opposite of noodles?
– Dressed L’s.

The manager said I could not use the gift card to buy noodle
– because it was pasta due.

My cousin lectured me about eating noodle all day. I asked her to spaghett out of my way.

Spaghett hype.

It’s been a while since he was soba.

The stranger was judging me for buying a cart full of noodles. I told him “Don’t judge me because udon know me.”

My father scolded me for having an unhealthy diet. He seems to not appreciate the fact that noodles are part of my daily rotini.

The kid drew a picture of a bowl of noodle. He captioned it ramen doodles.

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