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Noodle puns in 2025

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta!

I went to a restaurant and ordered my food. They bought me some soggy spaghetti. So I had to put in a re-straining order.

Ramen in love with you.

Clean your room this instant!

Dear God, thank you for these noodles.
– Ramen.

How do you tell if noodles are old?
– If they’re pasta expiration date.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

That is tortellini awesome!

He’s a very souperstitious person.

My friend is moving to Vietnam to open his own noodle shop. I hope he doesn’t pho-get about me.

You know why the call them “noodles”?
– Because they’re not wearing any clothes.

What do you call a fake noodle ?
– Impasta

Spaghett out of my way!

I’m soy into you.

You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?
– Al-fraid-oh pasta

A 99 years old woman died while having pasta. She pasta away.

Ramen to that!

I ramen-bered the last time we had dinner together.

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