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Nose puns in 2024

A chef pig was picking its nose. There were hamboogers everywhere.

The sneeze is getting closer and closer. It was actually coming right achoo.

There’s a reason our nose is in the middle of our face. It’s because that’s the scenter.

A gentleman who reeks of a stinky smell is called pungent.

People say God nose everything, but he seems to have forgotten Voldemort.

My nose is so oily
America had invaded it to “spread democracy ” twice.

One day a T-Rex slipped and It broke its nose. The doctor said it’d need a dinoplasty.

Is it the tar that smells like farts?
– No, it was your asphalt

Hey, I found your nose.
– It was all up in my business.

What do you call an elephant with a stuffy nose?
– Junk in the trunk.

Whenever people walk by snobby vegetables in the market, they always ‘turnip’ their noses.

What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
– Nobody knows

The insects that smell the best are deodor-ants.

Why do jews have big noses?
– Air is free.

I was wondering about the name of the person who doesn’t have a body or a nose. I guess nobody nose his name.

Kid shows me his Red Nose Robin
Kid: Look Dad it’s Robin!
Me: What’s he robbing 🤨
Kid: facepalm 🤣

How do you call someone with no body and no nose?
-Nobody knows.

Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.

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