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Nose puns in 2025

What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! 😀

When I went to the nasal academy, I came across different scents of humor.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– Nobody knows

The scent of the most technologically advanced deodorant is Elon musk.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
– You pick it!

I don’t like people who do not cover their mouths and noses when they sneeze. These people make me sick.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
– Becuase then it will be a foot 🙂

I once saw a hippo that had a sinus infection. I named it ‘The heaposnotamus’.

What part of an airplane smells the most?
The nose.
*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!

Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
– Because it’s the scenter.

I accidentally sprayed some deodorant in my mouth today. Now whenever I’m talking, this weird axe-scent is coming out.

If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.

You’re welcome.

My friend has the ability to smell whenever any trouble is brewing. I call her scenter of a tension.

Who nose what
Today is

I bought a gold-scented candle and burned it. It had a very rich aroma.

I’m always confused when I hear people say they pick their nose
– I was born with mine

I told my brother if he ate in the car and I smelled something rotten later, he’ll have to give me $30 of his $150 monthly allowance. I got my 20 per-scent.

What type of poo smells good?
– Shampoo

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