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Nose puns in 2025

What do squid say when they smell something gross?
– Wow, it really “inks” in here

I see you have your hands
Here, let me give you an itchy
nose

My nose should join the olympics
It’ really good at running

I saw a stranger on the bus today and told him that his nose was runny,
– but he told me it’s snot.

A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
– Nobody knows

There was a man who went to trial for stealing a perfume bottle. He was found in-a-scent.

Q: What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
A: Nobody knows.

My friend asked if I ever thought about how a nose tastes. I told him that it doesn’t.

Nose jokes are boring
Eyes jokes are cornea

Your nose can not be 12 inches. Because then it would be a foot.

I’ve noticed lately that my feet don’t smell very good.
So I’ve started using my nose instead.

What kind of poo smells nice?
– Shampoo

How do astronauts blow their nose?
– Easy, it’s snot rocket science.

My mom got the flu. She said that it was like her nose went on strike. I suggested, “You should picket”.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– Nobody knows.

I heard about a perfume which smells of nothing and I think that’s total non-scents.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
– From a catalogue.

A man went to the doctor and said, “I think I am upside down”. When the doctor asked why he felt like that, the man said, “Because my feet smell and my nose runs”.

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