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Nose puns in 2025

What smells of egg and swings through the jungle?
– A meringue-utan!

“Whassamatter..Boss stop short?”

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– Nobody knows.

One day when the teacher asked in class, what is the nose filled with, Rob answered, “boogers”. The teacher was not amused and said, “That’s snot the answer that I was looking for.”

I was sick and told my mom I had a runny nose. She told me, “You should tell it to walk instead”.

51. If a room smells bad, people should light nice smelling candles. That just make scents.

My 2 years old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese. My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.

The eyes were having a conversation. One eye said to another, “Something smells, between me and you”.

Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
– He’s the one who can’t stop on time.

The punctuation that smells the best is semi-cologne.

What do squid say when they smell something gross?
– Wow, it really “inks” in here

I see you have your hands
Here, let me give you an itchy
nose

My nose should join the olympics
It’ really good at running

I saw a stranger on the bus today and told him that his nose was runny,
– but he told me it’s snot.

A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
– Nobody knows

There was a man who went to trial for stealing a perfume bottle. He was found in-a-scent.

Q: What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
A: Nobody knows.

My friend asked if I ever thought about how a nose tastes. I told him that it doesn’t.

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