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Nose puns in 2025

I wish I could run
– As fast as my nose can

What should you do if your nose goes on strike?
– Picket

A serial killer with no nose was caught yesterday. He committed scentless acts of violence.

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
– Because then it’d be a foot!

My mom’s sister is good at cleaning stuff, especially any stinky laundry. We call her a deodor-aunt.

Pops pimple on nose
Brain infection

A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?
– Ham boogers.
I know. I know…
Snot funny

There’s a pink bird that always has mucus in its throat. It’s the Phlegmingos.

Do you know what’s the taste and smell of Corona virus?
– Tasteless and odourless

My dad had a piece of skin from his shoulder grafted to his nose today. I’m just glad he’ll always have a shoulder to cry on.
– I also told him “now you’ll be able to put your nose up at someone and give them the cold shoulder at the same time”

He thought I was “very punny”

I decided to make a witty perfume. My colleague said the most important component should be the scents of humor.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– No body nose

Once I got addicted to buying cheap body sprays of other countries for their smell. It’s probably
– because I like foreign axe scents.

There are still millions of species to be discovered in the rainforest
Who nose what can be out there

At work, our boss introduced a new fragrance policy. I’m making sure that I follow it properly because I don’t want to be scent home.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– Nobody knows.

One day, a nose went to visit his hometown after a long time. He was overcome with nostril-gia.

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