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Nose puns in 2024

I got a new nose for my sister’s doll which got broken. Seeing it, my mom said, “Well, that’s sniffty”.

What does fan art smell like?
– F.Art

Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
A: Nostralgia.

A man went to the doctor and said, “I think I am upside down”. When the doctor asked why he felt like that, the man said, “Because my feet smell and my nose runs”.

Yesterday I complimented my dad that he smells good. He just replied, “That’s because I use both my nostrils”.

Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?
– Cuz then it would be a foot.

Last week I noticed a terrible smell somewhere in my home which smelled somewhat familiar. Then I reekognized it.

My brother wanted a dinosaur as a gift for his birthday. Then I told him, “They’re all extinct”. Hearing that, he said, “No, I don’t want a stinky dinosaur”.

Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot.

I’m making a new documentary about hay-fever, called ‘My Nose.’
My Nose will be streaming soon.

There’s a way of making a Wookiee smell good. One just needs to give him a De-yoda-rant.

Ghosts smell bad.
– Because they’re covered in sheet.

Q: How do you keep a dog from smelling?
A: Put a clothespin on his nose!

I went to travel to the meadow where I always used to play when I was a child. There were familiar scents all over. It was very nose-talgic.

I was playing ‘got your nose’ with a clown,
– but then I got caught red-handed by the police.

What do you call the nose on a bust?
– No body nose

Light can be measured, and so can sound. Smell can also be measured, by scentimeters.

Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.

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