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Nose puns in 2025

My brother wanted a dinosaur as a gift for his birthday. Then I told him, “They’re all extinct”. Hearing that, he said, “No, I don’t want a stinky dinosaur”.

I went to travel to the meadow where I always used to play when I was a child. There were familiar scents all over. It was very nose-talgic.

I’m making a new documentary about hay-fever, called ‘My Nose.’
My Nose will be streaming soon.

There’s a way of making a Wookiee smell good. One just needs to give him a De-yoda-rant.

Ghosts smell bad.
– Because they’re covered in sheet.

Q: How do you keep a dog from smelling?
A: Put a clothespin on his nose!

Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.

I was playing ‘got your nose’ with a clown,
– but then I got caught red-handed by the police.

What do you call the nose on a bust?
– No body nose

Light can be measured, and so can sound. Smell can also be measured, by scentimeters.

A few friends went out and one of them had a runny nose. Well, it might sound very funny. But it’s snot.

Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
– He was having problems with his sin(x)s

My niece had a doll whose nose got broken. She was looking for new noses to put on it. I told her that noses are made at the ol-factory.

What’s red but smells like blue paint …
– Red paint

What do you call a nose without a body?

What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! 😀

When I went to the nasal academy, I came across different scents of humor.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– Nobody knows

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