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Nose puns in 2025

There was a gang who only took on people who had running noses. They were called the Aller G’s.

If I never learned to blow my nose…
My mother would have put the “stern” in sternutation.

Eye jokes are very cornea but nose jokes sure do stink.

Have you been drinking? I smell beer on your breath.
No, I’ve been eating frog legs. What you smell is the hops!

What do you call a nose with no body?
– Nobody knows

Where do they manufacture noses?
– At the olfactory.

One day at football practice, the nose was sad. It was probably because he didn’t get picked.

Why can’t you have a 12 inch nose?
– Then it’s a foot

My daughter always gets this magazine each month that smells like maple syrup, and I always wondered where they scent it from.

Why can’t clown noses be 12 inches long?
– Because then they would be a foot.

Why was the nose lying in the gutter?
– It was off its face

Why can your nose not be 12 inches?
– Cause then it would be a foot

I saw this new horror film that had a man who possesses people by sneezing. It’s said to be based on achoo story.

In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts

Me: my nose has been running for days, I hope I’m not getting a cold
Wife: probably just allergies, the air is full of pollen
Me: I guess you could say I’m snotty by nature

This Halloween, Gucci sold out all of their $500 scented candles. Some people seem to have so many dollars but not enough scents.

What do you call a nose with no body?
– Nobody nose.

There was a bad smell coming from a dumpster. So, my mother made my sister burn some spices to cover it. She used pap-reek-her.

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