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Nose puns in 2025

My daughter always gets this magazine each month that smells like maple syrup, and I always wondered where they scent it from.

Why can’t clown noses be 12 inches long?
– Because then they would be a foot.

Why was the nose lying in the gutter?
– It was off its face

Why can your nose not be 12 inches?
– Cause then it would be a foot

I saw this new horror film that had a man who possesses people by sneezing. It’s said to be based on achoo story.

In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts

Me: my nose has been running for days, I hope I’m not getting a cold
Wife: probably just allergies, the air is full of pollen
Me: I guess you could say I’m snotty by nature

This Halloween, Gucci sold out all of their $500 scented candles. Some people seem to have so many dollars but not enough scents.

What do you call a nose with no body?
– Nobody nose.

There was a bad smell coming from a dumpster. So, my mother made my sister burn some spices to cover it. She used pap-reek-her.

I got a feeling she nose everything

The religious nose always knew that an angel was watching over her. The angel was heaven-scent.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
– Cuz then it would be a foot

There was a cold war agent who got caught because of deodorants. It was the scent of the old spies that gave him away.

Does your nose run? Do your feet smell?
– You must be built upside down

Major Injury:
Pimple right under the nose:

My friend was ill and had a runny nose she couldn’t fix. I suggested, “Break its legs”.

There was a pig on the farm that just couldn’t mind its own business. People called it the nosey porker.

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