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Nose puns in 2025

Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.

I was playing ‘got your nose’ with a clown,
– but then I got caught red-handed by the police.

What do you call the nose on a bust?
– No body nose

Light can be measured, and so can sound. Smell can also be measured, by scentimeters.

A few friends went out and one of them had a runny nose. Well, it might sound very funny. But it’s snot.

Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
– He was having problems with his sin(x)s

My niece had a doll whose nose got broken. She was looking for new noses to put on it. I told her that noses are made at the ol-factory.

What’s red but smells like blue paint …
– Red paint

What do you call a nose without a body?

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