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Nose puns in 2025

This Halloween, Gucci sold out all of their $500 scented candles. Some people seem to have so many dollars but not enough scents.

What do you call a nose with no body?
– Nobody nose.

There was a bad smell coming from a dumpster. So, my mother made my sister burn some spices to cover it. She used pap-reek-her.

I got a feeling she nose everything

The religious nose always knew that an angel was watching over her. The angel was heaven-scent.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
– Cuz then it would be a foot

There was a cold war agent who got caught because of deodorants. It was the scent of the old spies that gave him away.

Does your nose run? Do your feet smell?
– You must be built upside down

Major Injury:
Pimple right under the nose:

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