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Nut puns in 2025

What type of nut doesn’t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut give it away.

Nut-thing lasts forever, except my love for you!

You pe-can do it!

Even Peanuts have a dream to fly around in space costumes, they are known as astronuts.

Why was the cashew frustrated in class when trying to ask questions?
– Because the teacher kept saying, nut now.

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
– They like to keep their nuts dry.*

What do you call a walnut that likes to exercise?
– A health nut.

I’m nuts about you!

Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
– The squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.

What do nervous nuts do under police interrogation?
– They crack.

What did the one nut say to the nut?
– Answer: Cashew later

Mixed nuts are just cashews with obstacles.

The covered almond looked at the mirror, and it said, “that’s me in a nutshell”.

Why do bodybuilders buy a ton of walnuts?
– Because they are health nuts.

Why are almond milkers crazy?
– They’re around nuts all day.

Why did the boy leave the chestnuts in the rain?
– Answer: He wanted them rusted…

What will Hamlet say if he was a squirrel?
– To be or nut to be!

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