Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Nut puns in 2025

What do vets call a paralyzed squirrel?
– A busted nut.

ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.
– ALDI’s nuts

The squirrel realized it was nuts when it was told “you are what you eat”.

The peanut butter smeared by the man on the street so that the peanut butter can move well with the traffic.

Why are your secrets safe with a walnut eater?
– Because they walnut give them away.

Police found the local ice cream man in his van covered in raspberry sauce, nuts and hundreds & thousands. They think he topped himself…

I will start my journey today and I walnut fail.

Where do nuts live in West London?
– In Nut-tinghill.

What was said by the car driver to the nut?
– Where is your home?

What’s the most popular spread for TV newscasters?
– Nutella.

What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?
– Answer: An astro-nut!

Cashew a question?
– Nut now!

Don’t panic, stay c-almond and collected.

Why do walnuts and pecans go to see a psychiatrist?
– Because they are both nuts.

What do bankers consider the wealthiest nuts?
– Cashoos.

What do you call it when a alien bust a nut
– A starburst

Don’t look! I can see you pecan through the window.

The kind of socks you need when planting nuts are garden hoses.

Follow us on Facebook