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Nut puns in 2024

You could say that our family is like fudge. Mostly sweet, with a few nuts!

What was said by the pedophile to the nut cracker?
– you are too young to be performing that.

What’s the most popular motivational t-shirt?
– Stay c-almond and collected.

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
– Answer: Cashew

I’ll cashew later!

Have you seen how they milk an almond?
– It’s just nuts!

Why do peanut butter sandwiches make great social media wogs?
– Because they spread it around.

What do you call a nut who works hard?
– One who burns the mid-nut oil.

What does a Chestnut tree and an asylum have in common
– They’re both full of nuts

Nut that it matters, but I have some nuts for you.

When you are telling jokes and everyone goes nuts, it is the high time you bolted away.

Why did a nut win the part of Hamlet in the play?
– He was the best at saying, “To be or nut to be!”

Saw an almond in space once. Think it was an astronut.

What do you call a nut that’s also a majestic sea creature?
– A Nar-walnut.

What’s a Biblical happening for nuts?
– The nut-tivity.

A pun about nuts was started to be told by Chris, but he wasn’t able to complete the joke.

Why do ground squirrels make great bodybuilders?
– Because they live on pine nuts and believe in no pine, no gain.

What’s a horror nuts favorite movie?
– Answer: The Creature from the Black Legume

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